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Me
My name is currently Natalie Cornes. I was born into poverty in Russia in the mid 1900's. My family were forced to give me up on my 5th birthday, from whence time I was raised by wolves. At the age of 12 my wolf family were forced to give me up (they couldn't afford all the shoes I wanted), at which point I joined the KGB.
Life as a spy suited me, and having joined a top-secret scientific experimental programme to stop the ageing process, I defected to the CIA and accepted my toughest mission yet - to infiltrate the Cornes family.

Plans...
Having completed my masters degree I am now THE MASTER OF STUDIES!!!!  I'm currently working on my PhD (peculiar head diameter?) and will be Dr. Garrett very shortly...

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Seth Green has the same birthday as me!
Seth Green site

Snowflake
Check out the crystalline beauty of snow: