Hooray! I've finally updated this page! Enjoy...
Tell me what you'd like to see pics of in my guestbook why dontcha?

This is me as I was just about to abseil a very tall building for charity - I'm all about giving, guys!

Simon and I with our Mongolian friend whose name I will spell phonetically since I don't know how to spell it : Enkhsingel

Ahh that wonderful tash... keep up the good work, Montel (shits on Geremy Kyle)

Just look at that jumper! Excellent work again, Montel.

Rachel and I at the Mardon Hall formal dinner, which happened to be on my birthday. I got drunk and made a toast to Buddha. Classy!

My dad, nana Stella, me and my madre at graduation.

Unle lee, me, Auntie Mary, Lawrence, Alex and Phil.

Simon and I with our little, gorgeous godchild Eloise. Ain't she a sweetie?

Before Toni and Guy...

And after Toni and Guy. Amazing what a few layers will do...

Me in my old room in Mardon Hall. The transvestite helium-filled skeleton was called Ken, and was bought from the Impy for but £1!

I had a thing for flashing my knickers as a child... I'd like to say I've grown out of it, but I hate to lie!

A nice little abstract self-portrait for you here.

This is my brain!

Oh, Jeremy Kyle, how we love to hate thee...

Fire kills children, dontcha know.